The Future of iPods

The future of iPods is here. Well, not quite yet. It may be a few years before Apple releases this bad boy... but how awesome will it be... to have your iPod... as PART of your wrist strap??

A 10 Year Old Found THIS In His Chicken Nuggets...

Pretty gross, eh? Maybe it's just the SHAPE of a chicken's head...and...not...actually a chicken's head? Would you eat it? Be sure and check out more awesome picture of things like this.

The Evolution of the Cell Phone

Wow. This is litearlly blowing my mind. Look how crappy phones were just 7 years ago. I want my Droid X.

KFC's "Racist" Commercial

Is this saying that all black people love chicken? Has KFC gone too far? What do you think? Be sure and check out more commercials like this here.

Clothes In 2018

Wow. Do they make you fly too? This is insane....

Mario In Real Life

Is this the creepiest thing you've ever seen? I'm just glad it's not Yoshi. That could get a little intense. Click here to see more creepy pictures.

Shoes In 2034

Shoes are so crazy in the future. I don't trust them. What's with that small CD coming out? I will not be wearing these things.

New Undercover Police Cars Coming 2011

Watch out for these, ladies and gentlemen of the Internet!! Be sure and check out more pictures of these brand new cop cars coming in 2011.

What Pants Will Look Like In 2023

I hope I die before the future comes. Want to see more pix like these? Stay tuned or click for for. Would you wear THESE PANTS??

Justin Bieber PUNCHES....

USHER!! Video coming soon... Or, just click here to watch the video. It's INSANE! I can't believe it.

How can he actually do that? Didn't Usher get him into this business?

98% of people scream when they see this video

This is truly the scariest, most sick video of ever. Please don't watch this.

3 Most Racist Star Wars Characters

1. Watto runs a pawn store in Mos Espa where he owns Anakin Skywalker and his mother. He’s is a greedy merchant, so obsessed with money and property that he even buys and sells humans as slaves. George Lucas obviously thought long and hard about what characteristics to give his ultra-capitalistic greed alien, and then decided that the most important feature was a long, hooked nose.

That’s right, Watto is Jewish. And apparently, he’s also embraced Hasidism by the time of Attack of the Clones. Perhaps that’s why Jedi mind tricks, associated with Christianity in The Phantom Menace via Anakin’s virgin birth story, don’t work on him? He obviously doesn’t accept the Midichlorians as his personal lord and savior.

2. Sandpeople, or Tusken Raiders, are Tatooine-based vicious brutes who live out in the desert. They wear long pale robes and keep their faces covered. And they’re apparently so incompetent and backwards that Ben Kenobi calls their blasting skills less accurate than those of the Imperial Stormtroopers.

3. Neimoidians are the race who ran the Trade Federation, several members of whom conspired with Emperor Palpatine and several other evil dudes to undermine the Republic. They tend to talk in a funny accent, mixing up their ‘l’ and ‘r’ sounds. Their colony planets had Japanese-sounding names like Cato, Deko and Koru. They also wear funny hats and gowns that make them look like a cross between Chinese emperors and felt elephants.

Sony's New RACIST PSP Advertisment

Seriously. This is racist. What's going on with the white lady holding the black guy by the neck?? This ad appeared in Holland. Speaking of Holland, nice try versus Spain ;)

Top 5 Photoshop FAILS EVER!

Okay... these are pretty horrible. It's amazing how some of this stuff makes it into magazines. These are definitely some of the worst PHOTOSHOP FAILS of all time.

Top 5 Funniest Town Names In America

Pictures are below. Enjoy the LOLz. Do any of you live in any of these places? ;)

The Only Thing Born Pregnant

Is of course a Tribble. No wonder they populated the Enterprise so quickly.

Learn more about them here.

Lindsay Lohan Goes To Jail For 90 Days For...

A judge in Los Angeles ruled on Tuesday that the actress Lindsay Lohan had violated the terms of her probation and sentenced her to 90 days in jail, The Associated Press reported.

Ms. Lohan, the “Mean Girls” and “Freaky Friday” star, was arrested twice in 2007 on charges of drunken driving. As part of her probation she was ordered to attend a hearing in May, in the courtroom of Judge Marsha Revel of Los Angeles County Superior Court, but missed that meeting. The judge briefly ordered a warrant for Ms. Lohan’s arrest, which was revoked when the actress posted $100,000 bail. (Ms. Lohan, who was attending the Cannes Film Festival, said her passport had been stolen.)

Ms. Lohan was fitted with a monitoring device, which detected the presence of alcohol in early June, and another warrantwas issued. That was revoked when she posted $200,000 bail. But at that time Judge Revel said Ms. Lohan had violated the terms of her release.

The A.P. said Ms. Lohan was not required to immediately surrender but will have to turn herself in on July 20, and will have to enter an in-patient rehabilitation program after her release from jail.

Ms. Lohan previously spent about 90 minutes in jail in 2007, stemming from arrests for drunken driving and cocaine possession

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Justin Bieber To Star In...

Coming in 2011, Justin is going to be starring in, "Me As A Baby" a hilarious spoof on many other movies. Here's the promo picture!

Miley Cyrus After Dieting

Who thought Miley Cyrus could look like this? A little skinny... she should eat a sandwich!

Coke's New Logo

Haha, wow. Who would have guessed this is Coke's new logo? THIS IS INSANE! This is, of course, Coke Blak, which had coffee in it. Yum. I want it to come back!

Flying Cars By 2017

It's recently been announced that by 2017, humans will be able to transport by flying cars. Insane, yes, but how awesome is that?? Here's what they might look like!

Bicycles Of The Future

Here's what we'll be riding around in 2028. I think we will ALL need training wheels when we first start out on these bad boys. Who will even want to drive cars anymore??

Justin Bieber When He Was 12

Justin Bieber actually doesn't look a whole lot younger then than he does now. Aww... but Justin Bieber is so cute. Right?

Facebook's New Design Layout

Here it is! Facebook's new layout is pretty crazy huh? I'm personally not a fan. It just reminds of me MySpace a little bit too much.

Winner of World Cup 2010

The winner of The FIFA World Cup 2010 is...

Germany!

They are a young team, but they are going to win the World Cup this year.

Challenge: You WILL Laugh When You See The First 10 Seconds Of This VIDEO!!

It's true. Challenge: You WILL Laugh When You See The First 10 Seconds Of This VIDEO!! Did you laugh?

HALF-MAN... HALF-DOG ... CREEPIEST THING EVER LOL

We don't think this is real. But with how genetic splicing is going these days... you never know.

I'd be friends with this dog-dude. Would you?

If Someone Says This ONE SENTENCE.... They Like You!

The sentence is.... *drum roll please*

Would you make me the happiest man/woman in the world and.... marry me?

(Okay so this is pretty obvious...but we wanted to post something that you all would AGREE meant that someone liked you.)

;)

The Future Of Fashion

In 2019, this is what everyone will be wearing. I prefer my jeans. Haha. I'm scared of the future!

Your'e all set. Click here now to see the picture.

Google In 1998

Holy crap! Well... the colors are similar... as is the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. Their font has definitely improved, though, as have their MANY services. They they have, of course, moved out of the "beta" fase....

Back then, Yahoo! was the most popular search engine. Ha... Yahoo... does anyone even still use that?

The First TXT Message Ever Sent

SMS was first used in December 1992, when Neil Papworth, a 22-year-old test engineer for Sema Group (now Airwide Solutions), used a personal computer to send the text message "Merry Christmas" via the Vodafone network to the phone of Richard Jarvis.

Who's surprised it didn't say, 'Happy Holidays' ?

(I know it was sent from a computer but I couldn't help but use this awesome picture of this ancient cell phone).

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The TXT Message That CHANGED EVERYTHING

This is the text message that was sent the day THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED. Thanks, Al! You are a true American...nay... WORLD hero.

Okay... so, that isn't really exactly how it went. After all, he goes by "Al" and not "Albert." Oh well. Maybe back in 1992 he went as "Albert."

Someone Typed THAT Into Google?!?

Google suggests things that OTHER people may have typed.... Who would actually type, "Does your virginity grow back?" I think the answer is "NO" .... right? Have YOU ever typed anything funny into Google and had it suggest it something just INSANE? Try it yourself sometime :) You won't be disappointed.

Top 10 Ways A Guy Shows He Likes You

10. Talks to you more than any of the other girls around.

9. Posts on your Facebook at least twice a week.

8. Insists on you taking a picture with him.

7. Texts you every day.

6. NEVER forgets your birthday.

5. Asks your friends about you.

4. Stands closer to you than others... maybe even poking you

3. He talks about what he wants to name his kids and asks for your input.

2. He adds your family members on Facebook.

And the #1 reason...

1. He asks you to marry him.

Taylor Swift's Favorite Food IS....

Her favorite food is cheesecake! Who would have guessed that with how skinny Taylor Swift is?? Honestly, I would have picked salad. Or maybe water. Okay...water isn't a food... but I mean seriously...cheesecake??

Maybe she just loves it. But never actually eats it. Anyway, here's a nice pictures of cheesecake. Now I'm hungry.

Wear Sunscreen....

(And don't tan too much... or you may end up looking like this!!) What do you think? Are you going to stop tanning so much now, ladies?? And honestly… this lady is probably more like thirty. So really, it’s even worse than we initially thought. Just be careful. That’s all we ask.

The Best Breakup Letter EVER

Be sure and read the whole thing.... this is ingenious! Is this something you would do? Apparently this is also a true story. But who knows.... maybe someone just Photoshopped some stuff together and wanted to be funny. Either way.... it's funny ;)I would definitely do this. But then again… I own the website: TheCraziestStuffOnTheInternet.com

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10 Things You Should Never Say To Your Boss

"I really need to talk to you, it's important." "One person's importance is another person's triviality," says Richard Laermer, CEO of RLM Public Relations. In today's fast-paced workplace, managers don't have time to personally attend to every little need. If you have to talk to your boss about something important, explain what it's regarding first.

"I don't need anyone to teach me." Be careful here. It's one thing to already know how to perform a job; it's another (irritating) thing to think you already know all there is to learn.

"I don't understand." On the other hand, while a little on-the-job training is standard, someone who continually needs instructions on how to perform a certain task can be, in a manager's eyes, more effort than he or she is worth.

"Could you repeat that?" A forgivable offense if it's a one-time occurrence, but continually asking your manager to repeat him or herself indicates you don't care about or respect what he or she has to say.

"I just never got around to it." Sometimes "it's not so much that you said the wrong thing, but that you didn't follow through," says Nicholas Aretakis, a career coach whose former employee "Fred" constantly overcommitted, subsequently ruining his chance to be promoted. An employee who is unreliable will be remembered when it comes time for evaluations or promotions -- in a bad way.

"That's not in my job description." Unless the task your manager is asking you to perform has nothing to do with the actual workplace, you should keep this thought to yourself. "In today's workplace, there's nothing that can not get done," says Laermer, whose company policy emphasizes teamwork and flexibility. Everyone needs to do his or her part to pitch in, which sometimes means performing work that may be a departure from your day-to-day duties.

"Don't blame me -- it's not my fault." One thing that's sure to tick off your boss is trying to cover up a mistake by blaming someone else, Aretakis says. This behavior proves to your boss that you're not only unreliable, but deceptive as well.

"Can you tell so-and-so to shut off that annoying music?" It's not up to the boss to solve your personal problems. If you can't resolve a problem with a co-worker on your own, you can ask your boss for advice, but don't expect him or her to respond to whining and complaining.

"Yeah, right. I have a family. I'm going home." True, the work day for most officially ends at five o'clock, but a little overtime work every once in a while is standard in many workplaces. Make sure you understand your company's policy on overtime before you speak up.

"Get yourself a slave." Laermer was rendered speechless when an intern once said this to him on her last day on the job. Even if you're leaving, be careful where you burn your bridges. A former boss can be a good professional reference for future positions, so you may regret leaving on such bitter terms.

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Justin Bieber With His Shirt Off (At The Beach)

Well, here you go! Here's Justin Bieber at the beach in April of 2010.

What do you think? Is he still cute? Want to see more pictures of Justin Bieber? Check them out online! And be sure and check back often for Justin Bieber concert tickets! Oh, and be sure and check out the other picture of Bieber below. Who knew he was a Yankee's fan?

Top 5 Most Annoying Celebrities

1) Paris Hilton
2) Tom Cruise
3) Gillian Anderson
4) Oprah Winfrey
5) Bono

I'm sure there are others out there. These are just the ones that make you want to pull your hair out. And maybe your eyes too.

But, all joking aside, they are wonderful human beings.

Tom Cruise is a fudge packer. No. He really is. He packs fudge. Like, in a factory.

Top 100 Search Terms in 2009

Here are the most frequently performed searches on this site for 2009 starting with the most popular:

1) Metallica

2) Iron Maiden

3) Songs

4) Linkin Park

5) Pink Floyd

6) Metal

7) Movies

8) Nirvana

9) Slipknot

10) Green Day

11) Megadeth

12) Led Zeppelin

13) Eminem

14) Avenged Sevenfold

15) Rock

16) Porn

17) System Of A Down

18) Queen

19) Disturbed

20) Bands

21) Rock Songs

22) Guns N Roses

23) Aerosmith

24) Beatles

25) Muse

26) Westenra

27) Anime

28) Bon Jovi

29) Black Sabbath

30) Michael Jackson

31) Van Halen

32) Coldplay

33) Drummers

34) Korn

35) Guitarists

36) Guitarist

37) Judas Priest

38) Acdc

39) Sex

40) Rap

41) Drummer

42) Pearl Jam

43) U2

44) Best Songs

45) Guitar

46) Slayer

47) Pantera

48) Rock Bands

49) Radiohead

50) The Who

51) Lil Wayne

52) Oasis

53) Metal Songs

54) Foo Fighters

55) Games

56) Cars

57) Dream Theater

58) Akon

59) Worst

60) Love Songs

61) Metal Bands

62) Rolling Stones

63) Basketball

64) Bullet For My Valentine

65) Nickelback

66) Hip Hop

67) Pokemon

68) Tool

69) Japanese

70) Deep Purple

71) Best Bands

72) Jokes

73) Video Games

74) Rage Against The Machine

75) Youtube

76) Children Of Bodom

77) Bassist

78) Singers

79) Kiss

80) Rappers

81) Blink 182

82) Song

83) Shirley Bassey

84) Best Rock Songs

85) Books

86) 30 Seconds To Mars

87) Red Hot Chili Peppers

88) Love

89) The Beatles

90) Best Band

91) My Chemical Romance

92) Hard Rock

93) Best Guitarist

94) Music

95) Country

96) Hottest

97) Bass

98) Rock Band

99) Guitar Hero

100) Soccer

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This Optical Illusion Will BLOW YOUR MIND

Those lines are the same length!!! (Watch the animation)

This Kid Got KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL For Writing This ON AN EXAM!!

And... here it is! Want to see more pictures of crazy schoolwork that was turned in?? Can you believe this kid actually submitted this? Pretty hilarious, though.... right? And kinda true ;)

This is total ownage. (Just kidding, ladies!) We know you are all actually the smart ones!!